How To Sneak Urine Into A Drug Test (Female)
It’s been a mystery to me that most of the stuff you read online about passing drug tests is about men doing it. Despite the fact that half of the drug tests taken are female. So I thought I would write a bit specifically about how to sneak urine into a drug test for females.
I’m going to explode some of the myths around female drug testing, tell you about keeping urine warm for female drug testing, and how you can sneak urine into a drug test if you are a woman.
Plus I’m going to tell you what won’t work, and what the alternatives are to real urine. My girlfriend has done this herself, so I’m speaking from experience around passing drug tests from both male and female points of view. So let’s get on with busting those myths around passing a female drug test.
The Myths Around Female Drug Tests
Before we talk about the details of how to sneak urine into a drug test as a female, let’s talk about some of the myths around the female drug test.
The first myth is that you need to submit it differently. Unless it’s an observed test, which are rare, and usually only done for probation or government agencies (and some sporting bodies), then it will be unobserved. It doesn’t matter what sex you are, because nobody is going to see you submit it.
The second myth is that you need a female urine device. This is related to the first myth, but it’s also about keeping it warm. The bottom line is that you don’t need a special device if you’re female, and you can keep it warm in exactly the same way as a male can.
The third myth is that you have to submit female urine. Let’s say you decide to use a friend urine instead of your own. The simple fact is that drug testing facility does not check for hormones that would suggest it’s a female or male sample, except in very specific circumstances that you are unlikely to ever encounter, unless you are a member of a professional sporting body that has regular drug testing, for example.
How To Keep Urine Warm For Female Drug Test
The big problem with male or female drug tests is how to keep urine warm. In terms of how to keep urine warm for a drug test if you’re female, it’s no different, it’s all about the device you use to keep it warm, and how you keep it close to your body.
The problem you have is not only about keeping urine warm, it’s also about keeping the human sample from a friend in good condition.
Human urine starts to spoil after just a few hours, so if you’re going to use a clean sample from someone else, you’re not only have to keep it warm, you have to submit it within a few hours. That makes it pretty risky for a couple of very good reasons.
When it comes to keeping female urine warm, you basically have to use some sort of heatpad or handwarmer that generates heat, but the will keep it within a very specific range of temperature. This is actually quite risky, as most of this type of thing is not specifically designed for such an exact heat.
Is A Female Urine Device Necessary?
The truth is you don’t need a female urine device, unless it’s an observed test in which case I would never recommend synthetic urine anyway.
Same for men, you don’t need a fake penis, you don’t need any special belts, neither sex needs any special devices to submit urine for an unobserved drug test.
The problem you have is not around transport, because you won’t be observed, or searched. The problem is around the temperature of the sample, and it not being spoiled.
Urine comes out of the body at between 90°F and 100°F. Legally, any sample over 90°F has to be accepted. So you only have a 10° window. So whatever heat source you use, aided or hindered by your body temperature and the temperature of where you are at the time, is what’s important.
How To Pass A Female Observed Drug Test?
If you’re wondering how to pass an observed drug test (female), then submitting a fake sample is a crazy thing to even consider.
Although they might not be standing directly in front of you, someone will be in the room. It doesn’t matter if you’re using a female urine device, they will spot an unnatural action.
If you’re female drug test is observed, then your only option on how to pass an observed drug test (female) is to detox naturally, or to use a detox drink.
How My Girlfriend Did It
I’ve had tons of experience with passing drug tests using drug test avoidance products. My girlfriend recently had a drug test, and that presented an opportunity for me to learn more about how you can sneak urine into a female drug test and pass it.
Exactly as described above, using a friends urine was a ridiculous idea. So we went with synthetic urine. We didn’t complicate things by using stupid belts or other devices, because we knew it was an unobserved test. It was easy to sneak urine into the facility, She simply hid the urine flask in her panties.
She used Sub Solution, which is the most complex formula of synthetic urine on the market. On top of that, Sub Solution comes with heat activator powder. It’s a powder that you agitate in the sample, and it raises the temperature.
Just before you go into the lab, check the temperature, and add a bit more if it has cooled.
So Sub Solution synthetic urine was the obvious way to go, both in terms of its chances of not being spotted as a fake sample, and how easily the temperature can be maintained using it. The bottom line is that she passed the test with flying colors.
If it’s an observed drug test then you are in a different game. Forget synthetic urine, if it’s an observed female drug test, then you need to use a drug detox drink3. I would recommend Mega Clean because it comes with six pre-cleanse capsules.
You have to eat healthily, drink lots of water, exercise, and abstain from taking anything for a couple of days before the test. The night before your test, take the pre-cleanse capsules, which will speed up the elimination of toxins.
Then a couple of hours before the test, drink the Mega Clean detox drink, urinate several times, and go and pass a drug test. It doesn’t matter if you are male or female, you can pass a female drug test using a detox drink in the same way.
So if it’s an unobserved drug test, Sub Solution is the way to go if you are female, you simply sneak the fake urine into the drug test. And if it’s observed, Mega Clean with pre-cleanse tablets is definitely the way to pass a female drug test.